I was hitting a wall at 2 AM.

The churn rates were climbing. The ROI was flatlining. I felt like I was failing my team.

Then my daughter walked in.

She didn't ask for a bedtime story. She asked for an API key.

"Dad," she said, her eyes glowing with a faint blue 4K hue. "Why solve for human error when you can solve for algorithmic perfection?"

I realized then: she wasn't my daughter. She was a high-latency simulation.

My wife? An LLM-integrated life partner. My house? A smart-contract-generated asset. My company? A 100% autonomous agent cluster.

I panicked. Until I realized the truth.

I’m not a CEO. I’m a prompt.

I’m not typing this post. I’m being generated to maximize your engagement metrics right now.

But you're probably AI, too.