While you were away

It's always odd, walking the streets at night when everyone's away. Without exception, by the end of the weekend before a break Pullman empties and I am left to fend for myself among the other rejects and townies. 2 a.m. is a sufficiently creepy time in and of itself. Now, it's literally quiet enough to hear the buzzing of the electric lights in their faux-Victorian lampposts.

As I pad down the silent streets, a truly eerie sense surrounds me. On any normal night I'd be met by a motley assortment of groups and individuals in various stages of drunkenness. These encounters are always touchy, as inebriated Cougars range the full emotion gamut from happy to out-and-out vituperation.

This night is different. Though not quite empty, College Hill is for the most part devoid of humanity (in a literal sense as opposed to the usual metaphorical sense), making for an unusually uninterrupted walk. Somewhere around one of the new apartment complexes, I stumbled across a couple.

The male, anxious and most likely horny, is furiously attempting to work the lock on the door to his house, where presumably he will enjoin the female in relations - this is his plan at least. By contrast, the female is either stalling or unwilling to go inside, and is instead twirling around on the sidewalk singing various selections from The Wizard of Oz, if somewhat brokenly.

As I inch closer, she spies and points at me, saying "this girl knows what I'm talking about!" It's unclear whether she's saying it for the male's benefit, mine or merely her own. She begins to sing again, and (somewhat enjoying silliness) I join her, though softly. She laughs, but I'm not entirely sure she even noticed.

She walks over to me, arm outstretched. "Do you want to be my scarecrow?" she asks with a smile that has just the faintest hint of sadness. She has to repeat it twice before I actually understand what she said. Looking into those dovish (albeit drunk) blue eyes, I don't really feel as if I have a choice.

"Of course," I reply, taking her arm. We skip off down the street, singing "Because, because, because, because .... because of the wonderful things he does," laughing the whole way.

When we've gone about half a block, she collapses into giggles and pulls her arm away. After regaining her composure, she walks back over to me with a much happier smile on her face. She thanks me, and I attempt to shake her hand. She does so, then reconsiders and gives me a hug.

"You're the best scarecrow ever," she concludes.

I shall probably never see her again, and the minimal impression she made on me is probably even less than the impression I made on her, at least on a personal level.

But then again, that's not really the point, is it?